The Flying Karamazov Brothers

August 24th, 2010
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Yesterday, in New York City, I went with some of my extended family to see the latest show by The Flying Karamazov Brothers, entitled “4PLAY”. This was both extremely impressive and totally hilarious, for kids as well as adults. It runs through March 7 at the Minetta Lane Theatre (18 Minetta Lane, New York, NY).

In order to describe it without spoilers, here is a list of adjectives:

  • Blue Man Group
  • Circus
  • Comedy
  • Dancing
  • Drum
  • Four-part a capella
  • Guitar
  • Humor
  • Joke
  • Juggling
  • Marx Brothers
  • Monty Python’s Flying Circus
  • Parody
  • Penn and Teller
  • Piano
  • Pun
  • Repartee
  • Trombone

You might think there’s no way to make juggling interesting after so many years, especially if you’ve seen, e.g., Cirque de Soleil. The Brothers have new takes on juggling, especially juggling as a form of music. Bring an object that you’d like to see them juggle! Here’s one review. You can easily find others by searching the web. But just go see it, and bring some kids!

Demagogues in Our Time, Part 2

August 19th, 2010
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I am happy to report that Slate.com has also come out with an excellent article on this sordid business, by William Saletan. (This essay is a sequel to my last one, Demagogues in Our Time.) Saletan says (among other things):

“The stated mission of the organization behind the project, the Cordoba Initiative, is to build “interfaith tolerance and respect.”

“The initiative’s chairman, Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, has denounced church burnings in Muslim countries, rejected Islamic triumphalism over Christians and Jews, and proposed to reclaim Islam from violent radicals such as Osama Bin Laden.”

(More about Rauf: Rick Hertzberg, in The New Yorker, says: “He denounces terrorism in general and the 9/11 attacks in particular, often and at length.”  Remember people saying “well, where are these moderate Muslims, anyway?”  Here’s one excellent example, a man not afraid to stand up and say what is right.)

A Rasmussen survey released on July 22 asked adults nationwide, “Do you favor or oppose the building of a mosque near the 9/11 Ground Zero site in New York City?” They opposed it, 54 percent to 20 percent.  But why was such a misleading question asked?  Perhaps because “polling” isn’t just a way to learn what people think, but also to affect what they think.  This may have been an intentional Push Poll.

Add to the “Demagouges” column: (Read the Slate article to read their lies.  Sorry, but there is no more appropriate word than “lies”.)

  • Rep. Peter King, Republican, New York.
  • Debra Burlingame, the co-founder of “9/11 Families for a Safe and Strong America”
  • Dr. Richard Land, president of the Southern Baptist Convention’s Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, le
  • “Dr. Babu Suseelan”, claiming to be a Hindu leader.

Babu” is a title of respect, meaning “boss” or “father”; his real name (I think) is Madhavan A Suseelan.  (Similarly, you have heard of Mahatma Gandhi, but many people don’t know that “Mahatma” is not a given name; it is a title meaning “Great Soul”.  His given name was “Mohandas”.)  In his writings, he always refers to himself as “Babu”. Dr. Suseelan is the Director of Addiction Research Institute, Pennsylvania.  His essays about Islam are extremely easy to find from a web search.  He groups recent Islamic Jihad attacks to “…death and destruction caused by Jihadis in different parts of India[, which] are the continuation of the Islamic brutality stretching back to the time when Mohamed led Muslims in the first Jihad.”  He goes on about “Jihadi invaders” to India in the early Eighth Century, and goes on at great length about how Muslims destroyed the great civilization of the Hindus.  That does not square with what I have read about the Mughal Empire period, although I am hardly an expert.  This man hates Muslims, everywhere and anywhere, and is horrified by them.  In another essay, he says ” These Islamic terrorist’s devilish acts of unimaginable hatred are designed to send tremors of alarm, fear and a warning throughout the civilized world.”  If there is any evidence that he is a Hindu “leader”, or a representative of any subset of Hindu people at all, I was unable to find it.  You can form your own opinion.

Sarah Palin has been saying/tweeting many interesting (read: hilarious) things lately.

Rick Lazio, who is in the earlier list of demagogues, tried to get the Attorney General, Andrew Cuomo, to “conduct an investigation into the mosque, which is a legally registered charitable organization.”  The AG “dismissed the calls for an investigation, saying he knew of no criminal action by the mosque”, and then gave a short, clear speech defending freedom of religion.

I have no doubt that Lazio knew full well that this is what Cuomo would do.  Oh, by the way, it just so happens that they are running against each other for Governor.  You don’t think that maybe Lazio’s negatiive political ads will stress Cuomo’s refusing to investigate, do you?  If anyone hears about Lazio’s this, I’d like to know.

Abe Foxman, the Anti-Defamation League’s national director, said: “Their [9/11 families’ anguish entitles them to positions that others would categorize as irrational or bigoted.”  So, it justifies bigotry.  Is that really what the ADL wants to be known for?  I have now more than lost respect for the ADL.

In both the New Yorker article and the Slate article, the quotes from Newt Gingrich are generally the most despicable.  Take a look, and then see Slate’s analysis and fact-checking, written by Brian Palmer. It ends with “I can’t think of a surer way to lose both our national soul and the struggle against terrorism. Yes, Mr. Gingrich and Ms. Palin, there’s a cultural-political offensive afoot to undermine our civilization. And you’re leading it.”

Demagogues in Our Time

August 19th, 2010
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Demagogue: “An orator or leader who gains favor by exciting the passions and prejudices of the audience.”

The so-called “Ground Zero Mosque” is the most blatant case of demagoguery I have ever seen during my own lifetime.  The opponents are painting a picture of a huge mosque being built exactly where the World Trade Center stood.  They seem to suggest a huge, ornate structure with minarets and such.

Of course, there is no such proposal.  The proposed building, to be called “Park51″, will have a large Islamic “prayer room,” which presumably qualifies as a mosque. But the rest of the building will be devoted to classrooms, an auditorium, galleries, a restaurant, a memorial to the victims of September 11, 2001, and a swimming pool and gym.

To see just how entirely ridiculous this claim is, read “Zero Grounds”, by Hedrick Hertzberg, in The New Yorker, which is the source for this essay.

This is a great opportunity to see who takes which side:

Demagogues:

  • ex-Gov. Sarah Palin
  • Sen. John McCain
  • ex-Gov. George Pataki
  • ex-Mayor Rudi Guiliani
  • Newt Gingrich (particularly awful and hypocritical)
  • the Anti-Defamation League (usually known as a Jewish civil rights group)
  • most people from Staten Island
  • Carl Paladino (a leading Republican candidate for governor of New York)
  • Rick Lazio (the other leading Republican candidate for governor of New York)

Defending Park51:

  • Pres. Obama
  • Mayor Bloomberg
  • Jewish Community Center in Manhattan
  • United Jewish Appeal Federation of New York
  • most people from Manhattan
  • Community Board No. 1 (the council that represents a corner of Manhattan that includes both the 9/11 site and the “mosque” site, by a vote of 29 to 1)
  • the city’s Landmark Presentation Commission (unanimously)

If anyone wants to extend this list in the comments, that would be great!

Google and Verizon: A New Hope

August 8th, 2010
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Why This Is Interesting

On Thursday, I wrote about the alleged Google/Verizon deal, which was being said to be against the concept of net neutrality. This was remarkable, both because it was so far from that one would expect, and because it was published in many major media despite total denials from both companies.

This kind of journalistic train wreck doesn’t happen every day! Usually I’m annoyed when the reporting of the news is bigger news than the news itself. But in this case, I think it sheds a fascinating light on how technology reporting works.

Technology affects ordinary people profoundly these days. But major news outlets are under extreme time pressure to get stories out, and also don’t always have the technical expertise to fully understand the implications of a story in such a short time. The combination of these factors can lead to a lot of confusion.

(You can skip to the last section if you want to get to the exciting punchline.)

Even More Coverage

Many, many web sites picked up the Google/Verizon story.

eWeek first ran a story, by Clint Boulton, similar to the ones I referred to. It also said was that the FCC had been having talks with Google, Verizon, Skype, and AT&T, which they cut off on 8/6, citing too much disagreement.

In The Huffington Post, on Thursday morning, Josh Silver wrote a story entitled Google-Verizon Deal: The End of The Internet as We Know It. He completely believes that net neutrality is now dead. He does not even mention the denials from both companies. Maybe they hadn’t come out at the time he wrote this, but if so, that shows a serious weakness in our “24-hour news cycle”! This, in turn, was picked up in other blogs.

Later that afternoon, Huffington published a story Bianca Bosker published Alleged Verizon-Google Deal: Who’s Saying What, which leads with the denials from Google and Verizon, then the stories from the big newspapers.

Congresswoman Anna Eshoo, D-Menlo Park, who sits on the House Energy and Commerce Committee, spoke as if she took the story as true. She’s entirely right about net neutrality, other than the specific recent news story. I can sympathize with her and her staffers for feeling that if a story has been ruin The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and The Washington Post, then it’s not necessary to do costly and difficult research to make sure it’s true. The resources of a congressperson are not infinite, and you have to draw the line somewhere before you decide that something is worth believing. I hope that her constituents will be sympathetic about this; her heart is obviously in the right place.

The Cringely Theory: A Content Distribution Network

Then the New York Times called out a famous tech journalist, Robert X. Cringely. Actually there is no such person; it’s just one of the people who writes under that pen name, maybe Mark Stephens and maybe not.

The op-ed piece by Cringely hypothesizes (entirely as a guess, as far as I can see) that Google would set up mirror servers around the world at Verizon backbone routers. Strangely, he doesn’t mention that this concept has been around for years. It’s called a Content Distribution Network. The most famous is Akamai (generally considered the premium service) but there are many others. Does this Cringely actually think he just invented the idea? And why does he think that’s what Google and Verizon are doing? This guess sounds entirely inconsistent with what we know.

The Cringely story got slashdotted in the late morning of Sunday Aug 8 (twelve hours before I now, as I write). Most accept the CDN theory.

One commenter points out that CDN’s are like network non-neutrality in that he who pays more gets better bandwidth and latency, and this has been true for years. Whenever one hears something simple and think, “Why didn’t I think of that?”, one must pay attention!

But then there’s a thoughtful reply, by Stephen Friederichs, which is worth reading in full:

This is different in that Google actually paid for something physical and not just a “It’d be a shame if your nice Internet caught on fire” protection scheme. What I feared about a lack of net neutrality wasn’t Google getting faster because they paid, but everyone else getting slower. These large communication companies have a history of trying to sell the same infrastructure as many times as they can. This is different in that new infrastructure was created instead of old infrastructure unfairly and arbitrarily reapportioned.

The Wayne Rash Theory: Technical Improvements

Today eWeek published a long story. by Wayne Rash. He says Google and Verizon are simply trying to work out how to give everybody good service on audio and video, in light of the latency issues on the Internet.

Indeed, although audio and video are rather jittery, I’ve been amazed that they even work as well as they do, since the Internet was not at all designed for such services. Go back and read the debates about how “packet switching” (what the Internet does) is inferior to “circuit switching” (what the phone system does). It’s a lot more complicated than that in real life.

Rash goes on to say that the New York Times was “swayed” by the advocacy group called Public Knowledge, who he says are very hard-line about net neutrality. He says: “In other words, we’ve gone through two days of kerfuffle based on sloppy reporting, lazy journalism and technology coverage from a publication that doesn’t understand technology.”

The comments on the article are thoughtful and interesting, too.

I find Wayne Rash’s theory to be, by far, the most plausible explanation, in light of
what we know now. If this story be true, it means:

  • The change helps to set proper priorities and handling for network traffic of certain kinds, not from different providers.
  • Network neutrality is helped, rather than hindered, since some of the network neutrality arguments get confused and veer off into this separate issue.
  • Google isn’t evil, after all. :)

Don “sigpfe” Piponi and His Cute Robots

August 7th, 2010
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Don Piponi, who writes on the web under the nom de web “sigpfe”,  has written some amazingly clear papers on his blog, A Neighborhood of Infinity brilliantly explaining the elusive Haskell “Monad” concept. I’ll soon be blogging my own version of his stuff, with code in Lisp instead of Haskell.

I checked out his home page and found descriptions of some cute projects, including little home-made one-off robots that he has designed and created, called StirFry (autonomous motion avoiding obstacles), Equibot (balancing like a Segway), and OddJob (tiny autonomous robot that stops at black lines). There are fun videos of each. The links to the videos are at the bottom of each page.

He generously provides extensive instructions on how to make these, including some source code. I don’t know how hard real roboticists consider this, but from my point of view, as someone who has never done anything like this, it’s very impressive. Between this and the Monad papers (and others on his blog), this guy is so awesome!